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Even Demotivational Poster


WHEN HELP IS NEEDED - some go out of their way to give that little extra


TAGS: mooooo dont even reply
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

coldinjected - January 2, 2011, 4:27 pm
So is cleaning the dead hooker being over looked? 5L
redhdsrbst - August 17, 2010, 9:35 pm
I may be slow, but its only cause it took me this long to get off the floor and stop laughing :D
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 2:42 pm
ROR! I love dead hookers! 5L Airman


DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.


TAGS: spider revenge book bed kill
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Damen

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:23 am
Yup. That's the motifake I needed to read right before going to sleep... or at least bed.


PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

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forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am
LMAO


LAZY -


TAGS: polar bear revenge lazy karma
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - November 24, 2011, 8:54 am
meh...if it would happen like that, I wish to talk with this KARMA about something...lol


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: happiness revenge crazy enjoy live
Rating: 4.74/5

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Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..


VERY WELL -


TAGS: an owls revenge is sweet
Rating: 4.71/5

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ICEMAN - April 9, 2011, 1:45 am
Thank You FP, Airdude, Y11. You show amazingly good taste. ; )
Yoso11 - April 8, 2011, 5:37 pm
LMFAO. That Owl knows all about revenge.
Airman - April 8, 2011, 11:39 am
I'll second that LOL
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2011, 10:12 am
Am5ome Ice!


GRUMPY ONE -


TAGS: plotting revenge is sweet enough
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

CaptainBaked - April 25, 2011, 9:34 pm
Yeah I was actually thinking about that poster while I was making this! Too funny...
ICEMAN - April 25, 2011, 6:51 pm
A common theme... 132688
TheOne - April 25, 2011, 4:26 pm
Heheh


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


moogles -


TAGS: funny god of war ff7 final fantasy seven 7
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by derrek

Foamy - March 26, 2009, 4:43 am
Why did he hurt the chocobo?


REVENGE -




THE CLITORIS -


TAGS: i bet even lesbians have to fake it most times
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:39 pm
pssst ... go with me on that one, buds, until I see her avatar, I'm gonna assume she's hot ... and a she.
Sean - April 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
But I have to admit it, TooTsiE comes up with a way better poster.
TooTsiE - April 22, 2009, 4:17 pm
DING! fries are done...
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 9:43 am
Sean is the true King of Motifake! Long live the king!!!
BoneCD - April 5, 2009, 6:39 pm
Straight forward...not too wordy...5 Lions Sean buddy


SEPHIROTH - World's most badass momma's boy.


TAGS: sephiroth final fantasy 7 seven vii video game videogame games videogames
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by randomDood

dmatt - May 4, 2009, 11:46 pm
its the Masamune.named after the famous sword smith.
Elder God Douchebag - March 7, 2009, 1:30 pm
I always understood it as nodachi.
PhageLab - March 7, 2009, 12:51 pm
I thought it was nodachi?
Anonymous - January 17, 2009, 6:28 pm
His sword is an actual kind of sword called the odachi. it was used to make space on the battle field. And anyone who has seen FF7:AC would know how much he pwns with it. Yes you can YouTube it. Try Sephiroth vs Genesis or Sephiroth vs Cloud.
Big Daddy - January 4, 2009, 4:14 am
I'm amazed theres no final fantasy 7 fan boys flaming this
Sir - December 29, 2008, 2:56 pm
his huge sword would be highly inefficient in actual combat.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:50 am
comment #1 upstages poster ... well done commenteer #1.
Briton of Rose - December 29, 2008, 1:48 am
With this picture: SEPHIROTH - Master of overcompensation.


CAT BATH -




REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly




STEVEN SEAGAL - Has mastered the pimp hand and the look of death. Why cant you?




STEVEN SEAGAL - When acting gets a name.


TAGS: actor steven seagal lame aikido expressions emotions
Rating: 3.54/5

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Hawamleh - June 29, 2010, 9:49 pm
GreaT Motifake !


DIVORCE - You take the car, I'll take the truck.




DO THESE PANTS - Make my butt look big? NO! IT'S YOUR HUGE BUTT!


TAGS: too much ass even for culos
Rating: 3.43/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:36 pm
Stupid censorship rules. Oh NO, it's the B word. The 4 letter b word! Run for the hills! I WONDER what the dastardly word I used was. It couldn't be a word that's present in the picture I'm commenting on itself.
nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:35 pm
Does my butt make these pants look big?
phydeaux - February 15, 2010, 9:00 am
That thought had not occurred to me...but you may be right!
agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 8:53 am
It's Pat!


REVENGE - Best served with a side of irony


TAGS: revenge irony dog collar
Rating: 4.81/5

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wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:37 am
I dig this dog 5bones


THAT GHANDI -




I Swear To God Mom! -


TAGS: revenge evil child accidents
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:32 am
You should see when she's mad!
ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:30 pm
Owwwww! That smarts!


JUICE SPILLS - the stains never seem to come out


TAGS: dont even reply
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:52 pm
Hilarious!
fred - October 17, 2010, 6:05 pm
Thanks for the LOLs!
boeweizer - September 29, 2010, 6:58 pm
lemme get one of those i swear there is a cat mafia round my neighborhood
abbadon101 - September 29, 2010, 5:00 am
Like it.
DillyRat - September 26, 2010, 7:25 am
HAHAHA... I swear I peed a little ...
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:54 pm
HA!
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:45 pm
so wrong lol no cant laugh...aw hell..lol
5150monkeylove - September 23, 2010, 7:31 pm
Perfection! 5 juicy little kitties and added to my favs.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:01 pm
LMAO


EVEN A MAN - Needs a walk in closet, and it usually goes well in his man cave ...


TAGS: even man needs walk in
Rating: 4.61/5

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OmegaReaper - April 23, 2012, 4:59 pm
I need one of those to dissapear from my every day life :D where can i get one? It would be motifake and bear all day long :P 5L
Ragnar - April 22, 2012, 11:22 am
me needz it....my precious...my wantz it...
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:48 pm
and where do I place my order?
maoworks2 - April 20, 2012, 7:34 am
Wow That's Cool !


FETISHES -


TAGS: incendescent bulbs are even worse
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - August 27, 2009, 11:37 am
Love that episode LD and the corresponding "ASSMAN" car license plate...too funny!
LogicDude - August 27, 2009, 11:04 am
This reminded me of the Seinfeld episode and "Fusilli Jerry"...somehow the story always begins with someone "falling" on it in the shower - but wtf was this doing laying around in your shower, hmmmm? Aaaand 5 mercury-filled lions for you!
CANADA - August 27, 2009, 9:04 am
o god! o god he's dead! TTH, he's realy dead! murcury poisoning damn you
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:04 am
And you can't just look at the mercury poisoning and tell HOW it happened ... that's just TV nonsense.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:03 am
Nobody YET ... but your "ribbed for his pleasure" comment has given countless people ideas they shouldn't oughtta be thinkin', mister clever-drawers! Or maybe it's just me ....
agdaniele - August 27, 2009, 12:55 am
After Googling "salma", it turns out that nobody has died from rectal mercury poisoning.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 12:54 am
you just might be able to aquire as much mercury as you could get by eating a whole can of tuna. The real issue here is disposal. That's the problem.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 12:52 am
Hey guess what? I just googled Glen Beck and "flourescent". "Any hits?", you don't bother to ask. Why yes. Glen Beck rants about them. Says he hates them. Shocking. I'm guessing that if you break one and then inhale real quick, with a purpose, ...
Sean - August 27, 2009, 12:39 am
Five bucks says that Glen Beck rants about these things for at least a paragraph in his book: An Inconvenient Book.
WTFO - August 26, 2009, 1:54 am
Wow, someone followed my link? Unbelievable the hazards caused by these things (even if you don't stick them in an orifice). I keep the old fashion energy wasting ones rather than bring mercury into the house.
Arrogant Knight - August 26, 2009, 1:40 am
Step 2, 4th point. LOL! Looks like sticky tape DOES fix everything.
WTFO - August 26, 2009, 1:37 am
Just hope it doesn't break. It'll take the ER and a HAZMAT team to remove. Don't believe me? Go here and see -http://www.epa.state.oh.us/pic/cfl_info.html#break // Excellent poster, dude.
Haarakkon - August 26, 2009, 1:13 am
I'm not homophobic, no offense taken.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 1:07 am
Sorry Haar...JK.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 1:06 am
I guess if he lubricates it well he can twist it in like a corkscrew.......should mean easy removal as well.
agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 12:40 am
Ribbed, for his pleasure.
agdaniele - August 26, 2009, 12:39 am
Need I point out the fluorescent bulb? Clearly, the textureless standard bulb doesn't "do it" for Haar.
Haarakkon - August 26, 2009, 12:27 am
I only wanted to properly thank my employers for all the sunshine that's been blown up there.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2009, 12:12 am
You should be embarrassed Haar.....we all know you got the idea for this poster in the emergency room waiting area.
Reality Lord - August 25, 2009, 11:34 pm

ahahahahahhahahahahahah i bow down.....i'de give it a 7 if i could.
Haarakkon - August 25, 2009, 11:32 pm
Geez, I'm kinda embarrassed. Thanks, everyone.
Arrogant Knight - August 25, 2009, 10:20 pm
5 from me, too. Amsome.
agdaniele - August 25, 2009, 10:08 pm
5L
TheTrashHeap - August 25, 2009, 10:02 pm
Best poster in months! 5 fluorescent lions!
spacedog - August 25, 2009, 8:50 pm
Agreed. Excellent.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 25, 2009, 8:24 pm
Excellent work Haar.....5 lions.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage statistic even number
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:37 pm
...and bestiality. lol
spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:24 pm
it's called poligamy
Budog - April 6, 2012, 10:30 pm
Good catch... 5L
ughomer - April 6, 2012, 3:56 pm
ROFLMAO. Good one!


OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: food freedom soon revenge
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2013, 7:29 pm
This was hilarious, the face is funny as hell. 5 cheese slices.
NumberXIII - January 4, 2012, 12:26 pm
Photoshop: When Mother Nature doesn't invent things creepy enough to keep our attention
lgvernon - January 2, 2012, 12:36 am

Well, now I am COMPLETELY creeped out!


HELL -


TAGS: hell stephen steven hawking wheel chair tony hawk skate skateboard
Rating: 3.52/5

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Krissie - December 18, 2009, 12:02 am
LMFAO! I guess Im going to hell with the person too! ROFL..... :P
whatukno - October 5, 2009, 4:49 am
OMFG I laughed so hard seeing that cover. GOLD!


TEENAGE DAUGHTERS -


TAGS: teenage daughters revenge
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Caseyorourke

nicholsjoshua15 - January 15, 2017, 10:18 pm
It's nothing a stiff beating won't help.
motifayk - May 2, 2014, 5:29 pm
Must agree with the homer on that one,, 5L
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 2:31 am
Pretty friggin' good for a first post!


ADOPTION -


TAGS: adopt pets revenge cat
Rating: 4.8/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:56 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yl78XMnb8Xw
tellitlikeitis - February 7, 2011, 10:14 pm
Most excellent.
5150monkeylove - February 7, 2011, 10:11 pm
This is also a tribute to my shelter cat, Clancy. I adopted him almost 13 years ago. The only poster I ever made with him in it is one of my first crappy basement posters.....115126
5150monkeylove - February 2, 2011, 10:33 pm
Thanks guys. The shelter I work for asked me to show them how to reword it. I did and and they made basically the same thing with horrible spacing and the bright yellow color. they had it printed and set up in my field office.
Sean - February 2, 2011, 2:31 pm
Love the poster. All of mine are rescues too. And all are exacting their special revenge, as per this poster -- though that makes my couch collateral damage (but it's worth it -- stooopid couch).
Cloudchaser - February 2, 2011, 10:31 am
Giving this one 5l because all of my cats are rescues, especially the 2nd youngest who was abandoned at the local community center at only 8 weeks because some (expletive) was too lazy to find him a good hime


DANCER -


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!


ACTUALLY, AIRPORT SECURITY SHOT IT -




THE PICK-UP LINE -


TAGS: not even close
Rating: 4.53/5

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lgvernon - April 5, 2012, 10:24 am

Just bought PagePlusX6 DPS software. Fun. Very fun! If I wasn't in editing hell, I'd play with it. Maybe later. Money calls!~
GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:59 am
Good to great as always, Linda. 5L for your experience on the paint palette, and of course your composition
holymoly - April 5, 2012, 9:40 am
I've always been a fan of these lines and I've never heard this one. I love it 5L for the funny and for the paint job. I still havent figured that out
spypengen - April 5, 2012, 9:16 am
lol
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 9:57 pm

This is my first try using Paint, though. I almost lost my mind, but I think it turned out OK for a first effort~~and I learned a WHOLE lot~~~
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 9:51 pm

LOL!!~~I've never been good-looking enough for anyone to bother with a pick-up line~~
rerun - April 4, 2012, 7:41 pm

I take it this line was used on you.....


PARENTS -


TAGS: revenge is a strip club named mimis
Rating: 3.54/5

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sear3489 - May 5, 2011, 10:48 pm
she needs to be kicked in the face
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 7:31 pm
i hate parents like this
temp - October 4, 2009, 5:49 pm
She will be very popular with all males in about 5-8 years.
Sean - August 23, 2009, 9:49 pm
I wish punctuation showed up in the tags because the strip club is named Mimi's.


REVENGE - BEST SERVED COLD? Perhaps. But MUCH tastier hot and steaming.




SEVEN OF NINE - Vertical Smile SFW version


TAGS: seven of nine
Rating: 4.43/5

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PARANOIA - It starts here.


TAGS: snow red child boots house snowball revenge paranoia
Rating: 2.43/5

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someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:45 am
red riding hood - cute. btw. how is that a boy?
0.o - November 13, 2008, 2:35 pm
Thats def. a young boy.
HAHAHAH - October 22, 2008, 3:04 am
HAHAH THATS SO FUNNY BUT SO SAD at the same time!!!
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 5:34 pm
Aw jeez. Leave her alone ya big jerk.


SWEET REVENGE -


TAGS: cheating husband revenge bullsh t
Rating: 4.88/5

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jameswnash - September 20, 2010, 10:14 pm
oh...oh damn..lol


OR... - You can just stop being lazy.




ENGAGED -




CANADA -


TAGS: life time snow road vacation country state event car
Rating: 3.04/5

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justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:27 am
I'm from canada and I lol'd
justice_falls - July 6, 2009, 6:26 am
I am from canada and I lol'd


The Seven Dwarfs -


TAGS: seven dwarfs car attack
Rating: 4.91/5

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ughomer - July 6, 2013, 7:49 am
"What a hoot!" (signed, Grumpy).
JesusWept - June 11, 2013, 10:36 am
LOL brilliant! 5 L's
GaryO - May 15, 2013, 11:01 pm
excellent


REVENGE -


TAGS: cat dog revenge pansy wytch
Rating: 4.2/5

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Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 4:51 am
I like this one, still post to Dig my Dog as well :P


HOW MANY TIMES.. - a night do you think she asks "is it in yet?"


TAGS: she is soooo loose it isnt even funny
Rating: 3.62/5

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LD0ne - April 12, 2010, 4:51 pm
george carlin coined a term.. Birthing Machine i believe...
MO - February 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
*this*
MO - February 21, 2010, 9:11 pm
I was going down on my wife the other day and I said mmmmmm the is some good pussy, mmmmm this is some good.....LOL
rerun - February 21, 2010, 8:52 pm

is that an echo I hear?
MO - February 21, 2010, 8:22 pm
Here here!! Can I get a hear here?
lunerluvs - February 21, 2010, 8:02 pm
They say you can here her pussy clapping when she jogs ahahaha


CASTRATION -




ALCOHOL - Even better on the way out.


TAGS: alcohol even better the second time around
Rating: 2/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:38 pm
ok folks, i drunk a bottle of wodka with one of my best friends and now we smoke some weed. you probably understand that this is amsome to me now. 5L from me. excuse me, i have to puke
karlingall - April 15, 2010, 5:39 pm
that is vomit so 1l
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:15 pm
I have to say 1L due to it just being Gross. I rejected it the first time just for that reason. I approved this one and your gay test one before it to show you just how well they would do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 4:12 pm
Wow, a vomit fetish. So do you pay lil Japanese ladies to puke on you? What would that be a jaded shower?
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:06 pm
or a wrestling fetish, or a Mario Brother's fetish, maybe a Santa fetish?
deadraisin - April 15, 2010, 4:03 pm
That's because you don't have a vomit fetish like I do.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:32 pm
1L, this doesn't amuse me in the least bit.


INTERNET - Whoever messed with his internet connection...




ALL YOU CAN DO - is make the offer the rest is up to them


TAGS: greeny littleleagu dont even reply
Rating: 4.85/5

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Greeny - June 28, 2011, 6:05 am
lol... *domain name availability search*


SOLITUDE -


TAGS: share evenly comfortable sleep calendar
Rating: 4.79/5

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MissPriss - May 7, 2012, 4:55 pm
Being divorced this poster made me feel like I had a little piece of revenge somehow. Nice!


REVENGE - Is not a cold dish, all you need is some sauce.


TAGS: dish revenge
Rating: 4.75/5

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CLEARNESS -


TAGS: life time wife revenge divorce dear john
Rating: 3.18/5

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Word construction fascist - March 27, 2009, 12:05 pm
The word you're looking for is clarity.


Pay Back's A Bitch -




DRAG RACING - Another community event sponsored by your local Walmart




Flower Revenge -


TAGS: revenge
Rating: 4.6/5

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lgvernon - June 5, 2013, 12:00 pm

Excellent!~


RUNNING OF THE BRIDES - Guys, stick to the Running of the Bulls. You're chances of surviving, are by far, much better!




WE PLOTTED REVENGE... -


TAGS: bully revenge hurt feelings
Rating: 4.38/5

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dslohand - August 31, 2011, 8:13 pm
I LOVE IT 5 WHINES I MEAN STARS
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:57 pm
I'm not...No one takes a poll like ICE takes a poll......(When I say "poll" I mean "cock") s'up Sally?
ICEMAN - January 26, 2011, 8:45 pm
Are you taking a poll Moooooooooooooo? You know my vote.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:36 pm
Did I hear that wrong?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 26, 2011, 8:36 pm
I should ban Hammy?....OK.
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 8:34 pm
I mean that maybe moo+ should ban this guy, you know... ok i just reread my comment and boy did that sound stooopid :D
Claire - January 26, 2011, 6:53 pm
Er. What?
Hawamleh - January 26, 2011, 6:10 pm
whats wrong with desert? eh buddy? and oh claire wouldn't you agree that this one might be moo+'s first Bjolnir
Claire - January 26, 2011, 5:58 pm
First off; relevance? Second, it can't be that bad seeing as our education system was kind enough to teach me proper English.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:54 pm
Texas Sux, every part, every inch of awful desert! The super bowl is being held in a toilet bowl!
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:28 am
spriiinnngggg
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:27 am
ROFL
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:24 am
I was going to say something unfunny, but ack ack beat me to it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:23 am
Christopher Sholes
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 1:22 am
I would hope you still know how to spell sphincter.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:20 am
If you don't like how I spell cvical cancer, go elsewhere!
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:17 am
What idiot put the "C" next to the "V?"
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:12 am
deprecation.deprivation.defecation... great can mean large or wonderful. the trap was set.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:10 am
deprivation*
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:10 am
I'm confused. I should stop motifaking while on a sugar rush after sleep deprication.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:07 am
yes mom. but did you hear it. Just say Texas and great and grab some popcorn.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:06 am
I think you need to go to bed.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 1:03 am
not really it is just an illution. did anyone else here the sprrriinnngggg
Claire - October 10, 2010, 1:02 am
North America is relatively sanitary?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 1:00 am
North america... northern mexico... what's the difference?
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:46 am
Hmm, we're both from Texas... I don't know what Ag meant by Canada, then.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:45 am
Quite simple, Texas=great state=contradiction.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:41 am
how so, Texas is a big place=227it=227
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:37 am
That's a contradiction of terms.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:35 am
I'm no Canadian either, originally from the great state of Texas.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:34 am
But I'm not Canadian? Or were you talking to Ackbar?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:33 am
How about you just dress like all the other canadian girls... plaid shirt and sweat pants... yes, like a lesbian thermos.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:30 am
it is the temazepam it takes a little while to focus. They call me DOM, DOM Ackbar
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:30 am
Yeah... That's just not going to happen.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:27 am
Molotov Cocktease would get my attention. Brock Samson doesn't know how good he has it.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:26 am
Akbar... you could respond faster if you typed with BOTH hands. Hurry up and finish already.... you're burning a hole in the "I like to know who I'm talking to" thread.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
Wouldn't that be Ms. Julia?
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:25 am
There you go, easy and comfy. However, Molotov would get you more attention.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:24 am
Ms. Julio, if you're nasty.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:22 am
In your dreams Julio.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:22 am
Ackbar- I do have a remote-control K9...
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:18 am
LMAO! I'm ok... thanks. Ice, on the other hand... well, winter is coming... so he's getting a bit c0cky.
ICEMAN - October 10, 2010, 12:12 am
I smell a trap.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:10 am
not bad and yourself?
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:09 am
How's the evening treating you, ack ack??
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:09 am
there always is Molotov Cocktease if you really want to dress up.
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:06 am
you would have to bring k9 or have a little floating balloon tardis on a string. I am guessing Rorschach would get hot after a while.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 12:04 am
Sigh.
Claire - October 10, 2010, 12:03 am
Ha! But what's the fun in that? I'd just go dressed in pajamas and Chucks and then people would just think I was under-dressed. xD
AdmiralAckbar - October 10, 2010, 12:01 am
You would have no problem going as Amy Pond. No need for a codpiece though
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:58 pm
Possibly... actually I'd probably go as rule 63 Rorschach.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
after looking at the profils you may now refer to me as DOM Ackbar. So Clair going as a Cyberman?
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:49 pm
But.. what?
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:48 pm
You're what we call "an enabler".
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:40 pm
Sadly, I have yet to go. But it will always be a dream of mine.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:36 pm
Let me guess, Claire... you have pictures of your costume at comicon, too? With or without the codpiece?
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
Hey. No dissing on Comicon.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
[email protected] the Admiral.
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 11:35 pm
Heh, heh.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:33 pm
I'm sure he was just cocky after his 4th midori sour and still revved up from... oh, let's say "comicon 2010"
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:33 pm
State, my man.... state.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:32 pm

also, both parties involved in a cat fight need to be female...we can only confirm one as a true female, the other is a strong contender for the "Naru 2010" Imposter Award
ICEMAN - October 9, 2010, 11:31 pm
State or District?
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:30 pm
Cat fight is incorrect... first, it wasn't an even fight by any means... it's called a trouncing. Secondly, there'd have been 2 cats in a cat fight... and one of these cats is from... ready for this? Washington.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:26 pm
it looks like it, any shirts get ripped off?
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:26 pm

you missed it.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 11:24 pm
cat fight!
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:33 pm
I wouldn't want to miss your ban.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:30 pm
*to
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:30 pm
I wouldn't want o miss your ever so clever comments
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:29 pm
Then why are you still posting?
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:27 pm
I could care less
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:26 pm

I doub't that very much.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm
I am not a attention whore but think what you will.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm
I see you ran out of shit to say
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:25 pm

nah, claire is not even close to being an attention whore. You on the other hand...
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:24 pm
You're boring me now.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:21 pm
You would know sweetcakes
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
All attention whores are the same.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
We do?......who?
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:18 pm
I say again.. you know me so well
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:14 pm
Stumbled sounds about right. We also already have a drunk.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:13 pm
It was probably the clothes hair and piercings. Claire don't get your panties in a bunch doll i have not been lurking i stumbled across this sight tonight.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:08 pm
I dunno. I think Kaz has been lurking here for awhile and is attempting to copy every regular who has left. We have already had a Satanic nun, a slut, and a tranny. Next it will be making politifakes.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:06 pm

I thought it was the way they dressed.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:05 pm
LAWL SATANISM SO SCARY. I'm pretty sure you just smelled bad.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:48 pm
I never had a problem with "bullies" most everyone at my school was scared of me they thought i was satanic and going to beat there ass if they fucked with me >.>
MrBlack - October 9, 2010, 1:22 pm
I didn't really have a problem with bullying for 2 reasons. 1: not giving a damn. 2: People tend to stop the first time you punch someone over their heart then slam them into a locker.
AdmiralAckbar - October 9, 2010, 12:45 am
You want to take care of a bully punch him in the mouth. The world is full of pussies now a days. I hear they are giving out stress cards or something in the military now. Excuse me I am a little stressed right now, can you please stop shooting at me.
Neener - October 9, 2010, 12:37 am
Good one!


REVENGE & REDEMPTION -


TAGS: revenge redemption
Rating: 4.31/5

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Spiritchaser - March 21, 2011, 3:28 pm
Thank you :)
rerun - March 21, 2011, 3:24 pm

excellent 1st poster


REVENGE -


TAGS: revenge car pickaxe
Rating: 3.1/5

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mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 1:58 pm
what are you talking about WIFE? that is what we do to minecraft cheaters


THE SPACE BAR - Like a vagina, it's OK to touch after the period.


TAGS: steven stephen hawking vagina touch period space bar spacebar pancakes
Rating: 2.97/5
GoForthAndDie - October 1, 2008, 1:24 am
This is the first grammar-Nazi-related item on this site worth seeing. And Mr. Hawking does indeed rule.


REVENGE - what, He stole my nuts!




I DO HAVE A BRIGHT SIDE? -




CONFUSION -


TAGS: lies truth hurt revenge cubby
Rating: 4.69/5

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Neener - October 25, 2010, 1:13 am
5 prozacs


METH -


TAGS: not even once your mom
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:14 pm
5L
Claire - December 23, 2010, 7:22 pm
It's OC.
Wolfengrad - December 23, 2010, 4:50 pm
Haha,what is this comic from? I can't seem to find it.
culos - December 23, 2010, 7:14 am
On a serious note, go to the forums, there are enough threads to point you in the right direction, you can also PM a regular like RL, they'll be happy to assist
culos - December 23, 2010, 7:13 am
First step is to get yourself some Meth, the rest will come to you before you know it
cristianantilla - December 23, 2010, 3:15 am
How do you make those pictures? Please help me :O
cristianantilla - December 23, 2010, 3:15 am
How do you make those pictures? Please help me :O
5150monkeylove - December 22, 2010, 10:12 pm
5 burnt bridges!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 6:55 pm
Moooo+ Likey.5L
crankyhead - December 22, 2010, 5:48 pm
you ju5t won the internet.
Claire - December 22, 2010, 1:39 pm
Yes.
Airman - December 22, 2010, 1:08 pm
good one RL


REVENGE -


TAGS: revenge day i did it in the bedroom with the big pipe
Rating: 4.57/5

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Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 2:46 pm
Great job Grey! 5 golden pipe wrenches for u sir!


REVENGE -




METH - Not even once!


TAGS: not even once
Rating: 4.33/5

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CaptainBaked - January 16, 2011, 11:09 am
HAHA! brilliant...


VENGEANCE -




R E V E N G E - Because we all need to relieve a little stress now and then.




GEORGE CLINTON - If anyone's gonna get funk'd up, It's gonna be you.




FEELINGS - there is no substitute for humiliation


TAGS: revenge
Rating: 3.6/5

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Anonymous2 - March 25, 2011, 9:19 pm
I know it's from the source pic, but "barstard"?


REVENGE - it's a real pain in the ass




SUCCESS - $500,000 a year working for Google Some people just reek of what...?


TAGS: revenge nerd geek success failure google
Rating: 3.23/5

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Chopperliscious - June 2, 2009, 9:52 pm
Geek solidarity!


REVENGE -


TAGS: revenge car paint ticket
Rating: 3.08/5

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forseti - April 9, 2010, 7:05 am
He must cheating with a waitress! He is called a 'BARstard'!


CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT -


TAGS: steven wright computer cat
Rating: 3.05/5

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garth - June 19, 2009, 5:26 pm
oh-cool a uniball


STEVEN HAWKING - hes multi-talented


TAGS: steven hawking science
Rating: 1.93/5
I like soup - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Why has this got such a low rating?! Funniest shit ive seen all day!
jj - September 24, 2008, 7:53 pm
goodness i found that funny-am i a bad person?
me - September 24, 2008, 4:54 pm
check out this link, it should clear it up and be entertaining: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=33474242
me - September 24, 2008, 4:36 pm
learn your video game history, the dreamcast was a game console made by sega and released in the USA in 1999.
Dustin Marthington - September 16, 2008, 9:30 pm
wtf is a dreamcast?
Zed - August 4, 2008, 8:47 pm
Are you kidding? Dr. Stephen Hawking's one of my heroes, and this is fucking hilarious!
m45trkllr - August 3, 2008, 2:35 pm
lame & tasteless.


STEVEN SEAGAL - Chuck Norris' Bitch Since 1988


TAGS: steven seagal
Rating: 1.71/5

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Scorpio7 - February 11, 2009, 1:31 am
Say that to his face, and see what happens. His "short fuse" is legendary.


REVENGE - for all those years of donkey punches




LET'S JUST FORGET IT -




SOCKS WITH SANDALS -


TAGS: even clowns do it
Rating: 4.91/5

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GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 1:54 pm
airman, the fashion maven...5L
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 1:51 pm
ror, nice.


THE DEPARTED -


TAGS: backstab backstabber revenge
Rating: 4.88/5

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Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 7:10 am
Ok. Thank you
Sho - October 15, 2012, 7:07 am
Thought anything with a knife should go on the Plus side


TO TAN OR NOT TO TAN -




MEMORIES ARE DECEPTIVE - They Are Always Coloured By Today's Events ...




DARTH TATER - Revenge, it's one of the things I do best


TAGS: darth tater revenge do best
Rating: 3.75/5

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Dignity - July 19, 2011, 2:29 am
Tasty you are.
champ99 - July 12, 2011, 11:39 am
May the fork be with you.
coldinjected - July 12, 2011, 11:09 am
The jerk left Leia's "home-fried"!
Verdeckt - July 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Luke-warm reception?
Reality Lord - July 12, 2011, 10:28 am

turn to the dark fry?


REVENGE - The Don says its best served with the coffee and brandy.


TAGS: horse head cake corleone revenge
Rating: 3.56/5

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GreyScorpion - April 9, 2010, 8:58 am
nice revenge day poster. 5L


BEST STRATEGY - Keep it simple. Always, ALWAYS go with the Falcon Punch!




SWEET REVENGE - A dish best served cold, and with ice cream.




HIPPIES - Don't let them help you perform major surgery!


TAGS: jesus surgeon operation surgery did he even wash his hands
Rating: 3.13/5

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Sean - October 7, 2009, 2:51 pm
"Mask!!!" ... get it? Colonel Potter ....


SLAVERY - Holy Crap! Cher used to own the Jacksons!




MARILYN MONROE AUDITION TAKE # 82 - (Deep sigh) "Okay dear, just one more time - with feeling"


TAGS: skirt seven year itch
Rating: 2.89/5

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RandomPixilator - November 28, 2010, 9:42 pm
Can't win 'em all I guess..:)
Cubbybear - November 28, 2010, 9:16 pm
Next time find a picture of Norma Jean...much sexier
rerun - November 28, 2010, 9:15 pm

pic over pixelated & caption missed by a million miles.


shaken not stirred -


TAGS: evening bond
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 19, 2015, 6:01 am
coat hangars + duct tape = pose-able cat
GaryO - August 19, 2015, 4:40 am
absolutely love this one. 5/F
mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:42 pm
This would be P u s s y Galore? 5L
Oldsod - March 27, 2015, 3:46 pm
5d and faved.


SEVEN DEADLY SINS -


TAGS: seven deadly sins lust calendar
Rating: 4.91/5

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krazyivanthedivine - February 13, 2012, 8:01 pm
Its ok guys, her necklace says she's kosher.
Airman - February 13, 2012, 4:53 pm
thank God drooling isn't a deadly sin
caveman - February 13, 2012, 7:35 am
With just a dash of gluttony.
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 7:30 am
"One down, six to go" I sense both pride and greed in that statement ;)


RELATIVITY -


TAGS: nowadays we even take death for granted hammy
Rating: 4.71/5

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Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
Interesting Point
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2010, 7:32 am
Well, given the options, I'd rather life. After all, when you go to hell, you are forced to watch Dane Cook's standup routines. Eternity is an awfully long time.


Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl , welcome.....home -


TAGS: deserter coward nohero levenworthprison
Rating: 4.5/5

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Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:56 pm
desertion is a pretty heavy offense.. I would assume so, but this guy seems to just be a flake, so he'll probably get a dishonorable discharge.. if anything
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 5:09 pm
it is, indeed. i wonder....is desertion under fire a firing squad offense?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:04 pm
I assumed it was Leavenworth
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 3:41 pm
Airman, you know what that is a photo of?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 1:41 pm
all in good time mp.. all in good time


TIMING -




REVENGE OF THE EX-WIFE -


TAGS: revenge ex wife yard sale
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - April 8, 2010, 4:06 pm
Been to one of these before! But I got there late, the '69 Corvette was gone by then...sold for $500. I cried. Got some nice tools though!


REVENGE -




RUFFIES -


TAGS: ruffies snow white seven dwarves
Rating: 4.17/5

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somawhale3 - December 8, 2010, 12:42 am
who is the artist?


DOUCHELANDER -


TAGS: not even a sport much less extreme
Rating: 4/5

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CANADA - February 21, 2010, 3:34 pm
I would defiantly try that
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:29 pm
Of course the cardio would kill me before I reached the other guy.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:27 pm
I would totally try that.
Derek - February 21, 2010, 3:25 pm
Joust got him!


EMBARRASSMENT -


TAGS: steven tyler aerosmith grandma
Rating: 4/5

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Cubbybear - March 28, 2010, 12:34 am
I'm thinking more Keith Richards


PAYBACK - more than just a female dog




INES SAINZ - "Now Sir, If you could please remove your pants.....




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